'Machines' on the front in Crack-Print, and a frickin' huge spanner on the back. What's not to love?

Making bikes is not a hobby. In the same way that crack heads aren't rock-cooking enthusiasts. It's an addiction. You can't just make one. You have to do another because you know the next one will be better. And then maybe just one more because the last one wasn't really perfect. And so on and so on. I tell you, that Raleigh Chopper you customised when you were a kid? Gateway drugs man, gateway drugs.

Crack-Print is ink that's designed to crack. Obviously. Brand new it won't look much, depending on how heavy-handed Postie's been, but one wash will open more cracks than... never mind.

Crack-Print ink
100% Brushed Cotton
175g/m² illegally-soft jersey

To keep this as the good Lord intended, wash it inside-out at 30°C and then hang dry. Don't iron the design, and definitely don't tumble dry. Tumble driers kill polar bears, more importantly though they shrink your clothes, so instead of looking intentionally fucked, they actually are fucked. And not in a good way.

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