Bolt Face ScarfRegular price £25.00
Not even Heston likes to eat flies.
There you are enjoying a ride when you swallow a fly. Grim. So now you've gotta pull over, get off, find a spider and eat that. And if that doesn't work you've gotta swallow a bird. And if the bird lucks out you gotta go for a cat. Ever tried to swallow a cat? It's not easy, let me tell you. Anyhoo, the long and short of it is that in all likelihood you'll eventually have to swallow a horse and that's your rideout screwed right there. Avoid such gastronomic shenanigans with our Face Scarf.
50cm x 50cm approx
To keep this as the good Lord intended, wash it at 30°C and then hang dry. Don't don't tumble dry. Tumble driers will fuck your clothes. And not in a good way.